My home is no longer a safe harbor for people. We are sailing the Jolly Roger! Well not sailing it as much as having it as a doormat. It’s the cow’s meow. I guess it’s still safe to come to our house, but we are pirates now, so be warned. I looked up the Jolly Roger on wiki and found out ours is not the most common one out there. It wasn’t flown Black Beard. Our Jolly Roger was flown by Richard Worley. He was one of the first to fly the skull and cross bones. Now the McLeans are walking on his flag to clean our feet. This could turn out bad if you believe in ghost. No one wants a pirate to come back and haunt them. Insert scary noise like thunder. I guess that’s a risk Allison and I will have to take.
It’s International Talk like a Pirate Day! This is an important day in our lives. If we don’t go out and talk like pirates then who will? I know I can’t let the boring people win. Rrrrr. If you want to take it one up, you can dress like a pirate too. Shiver my timber that sounds better than Long John’s treasure. My real question is should I be talking like a modern day pirate from Africa or an old school one. My best guess is neither. I should be talking like a movie pirate. Rrrr, matie. Go have some fun on this Monday. I know it might cure my Monday blues. Hi, ho. Hi, ho. It’s a pirates life for me.
